| Miracle Of The Firm Stool | |
| How many angels can balance on the head of a pin? Brother Terry doesn't know, but he does know one large turd can balance on a lawn orb. It is rumored that Rev. Windy levitated over the orb in a state of constipated ecstasy, and finally pinched this loaf onto the orb. The turd itself retained its firmness over a period of one week, after which it was preserved by the brothers as a relic. | |
| "The stool remains uncorrupted", said Brother Terry. |
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