St. Francis is the founder of the Righteous Brotherhood of Feces, an
order of monks among one group of the Freewill Hope And Bowel Movement
Church. They are dedicated to good works, offering farmers help in fertilizing
their fields and building needed outhouses. Extra plates are always set
at their evening meals of baked beans in case anyone in need should show
up at their doorstep. He is credited with many miracles including the
"Miracle Of The Muck pile" and "Thy Outhouse Runneth Over".
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