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Communing With Vultures

Rev. Windy enjoys a warm summer morning with our brothers, the vultures. As he lays quietly in the grass, Rev. windy's farts draw the birds from miles away with the seeming smell of death. When they land, however, none of the birds want to get too close due to the stench.

Windy with Vultures
We don't know if Rev. Windy's flatulence would gag a maggot, but we now know it can put vultures off their feed.

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